死侍经典台词
1、I love you, Wade Wilson. We can fight this.
我爱你，韦德威尔逊，我们能挺过。【注释：贱贱的前女友】
2、You're right. Cancer is only in my liver, lung, prostate and brain, all things I can live without.
你说得对。癌细胞不过扩散在我的肝肺前列腺和大脑，没这些杂碎我也能活。
3、What if I told you we can make you better?
如果我告诉你我们能把你治好 ，听起来怎么样？
4、You're a fighter. We can give you abilities most men only dream of, make you a superhero.
你是个战士。我们可以给你大多人梦寐以求的能力，让你成为超级英雄。
5、You just promise you'll do right by me, so I can do right by someone else.
请保证你会对我好点，这样我就能善待他人。
6、But please don't make me supersuit green, or ANNIMATED!
但千万别让我穿绿色**，或者加特技duang！！！【注释：吐槽绿灯侠，Ryan以前出演的烂片，**是CG特效做的】
7、One thing that never survives this place, is a sense of humor.
从来没人能带着幽默感离开这个地方。【注释：weapon x加拿大坑爹毁容所大家都懂，电影大boss Ajax】
8、We'll see about that, pop spice.
结论别下的那么早，性感小辣椒。
9、Oh come on, you'll leave me all alone here with less angry Rosie O' Donnell?
噢别走，你就这么把我和没那么生气的罗西奥唐纳扔在一起吗？【注释：罗茜·奥唐纳，着名啦啦脱口秀主持人，以愤怒出名？讽刺旁边的妹子脾气大。】
10、WAIT！！You may be wondering why the red suit, that's so the bad guys can't see me bleed. This guy gets the right idea, he wears the brown pants.
等一下！！你们也许不知道为啥哥穿一身红色杀马特，这样坏人就看不出我流血了。这边这位小哥理解对了，他穿了屎**裤子。
11、Cut the music.
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