搞笑英语格言

  1、The more you learn,the more you know, The more you know, themoreyou forget. The more you forget, the leyou know. So why  botherto learn?
  学的越多,知道的越多;知道的越多,忘记的越多;忘记的越多,知道的越少,为什么学来着?

  2、One should love animals. They are so tasty.
  每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。

  3、God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
  上帝决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给你留了余地。

  4、Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
  要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。

  5、If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
  如果我可以重排字母表,我会把你和我放在一起。

  7、Man: Have we met somewhere before?
  我们之前在哪个地方见过吧?

  8、Love is photogenic. It needs darkneto develop.
  爱情就像照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。

  9、″Hard work never killed anybody."?But why take the risk?
  “努力工作不会导致死亡!”不过我不会用自己去证明。

  10、Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behindeveryunsuccessful man, there are two.
  每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人;每个不成功男人的背后,都有两个。

  11、The more you learn,the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the leyou know. So why bother to learn?
  学的越多,知道的越多;知道的越多,忘记的越多;忘记的越多,知道的越少,为什么学来着?

  12、Your future depends on your dreams.″ So go to sleep.
  “现在的梦想决定着你的将来,”所以还是再睡一会吧。

  13、Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents inbackseatscause children.
  后排座位上的小孩会发生意外,后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。″

  14、Girl! You better have a license, Cos you are driving me crazy!
  女孩,你最好有个驾照,因为我已被你驾驭得快疯了。(www.lz13.cn)

  15、Girl: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
  是呀,所以我再也不去那里了。

  16、″Hard work never killed anybody.But why take the risk?
  “努力工作不会导致死亡!”不过我不会用自己去证明。

  17、Succeis a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
  成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚。

  18、Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
  每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人;每个不成功男人的背后,都有两个。

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